1. Because I finally updated it to the new layout thingy thing, yay me! I am hip!
2. Because I am bringing back the word hip! Yay!
3. Because you are cool. Yay you!
4. Because in the next few weeks and months, you are NOT going to want to miss the new fabulous contests I'll be having. You thought the Contest-O-Thanks was big? That was NOTHING compared to what's coming up. NOTHING, I say, and I say it again. (Nothing!)****
5. Because I already spent years as a mortified teenager who didn't have any followers and I would be mortified if I still didn't have any.
So, what does following this blog do for you? I don't know! But I feel very strongly that you should. I won't be able to see into your dreams or anything if you do it...(she says, glancing nervously about the interroom)
****this is the real reason you should do it, in case it got lost in the mutual hippy coolness of us